Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.