What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit