What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.