What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.