What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.