What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.