What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.