Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.
A Lamb-orghini!
To cut the corners!
When you ask them "2+2 is ?":
You skip the punchline.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke