What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.