Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Toothbrush.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
I don't know and I don't care.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
Besides a tiny, brief panic attack
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
Because he had a javelin through his head.
A Quarter Pounder.
He made a Freudian slip
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.