What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.