What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.