Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!