Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch