What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.