What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh