What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u