How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !