How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet