He got turd degree burns.
It wooden go
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Because she was a quack.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
To stamp out flaming ducks.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
Because he kneaded a poo.