He got turd degree burns.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
He gets stumped.
He's resisting a rest!"
Gold digging
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
To stamp out flaming ducks.
So your arse doesn't slam.
He kneaded a poo
