How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.