How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet