How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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I've been framed!

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.