What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.