Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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