Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where do most black people work?

In jail

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.