Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.