What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!