What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*