What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?