What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.