Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.