Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.