Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.