a smile and wave!
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
A microwave.
Because we told them to.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
A bull smiles when you milk it.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.