What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's a woman's best curve?

Her smile.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !