What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.