What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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A wikipediaphile

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I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Gotham?

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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His Feyonce.

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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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I'm stuck on you!"

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I don't know, just some dude.

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A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)