What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)