What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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We'd be good together.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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He never delivered.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)