How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!