What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house