What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.