What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.