What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

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What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.