What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"