What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.