What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.