The size of the tip.
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
Sometimes the homeless get change.
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
A: It swells at night.
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
