Always tip your server.
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They keep the tips.
A tip
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
They can never get further than the tip!
They start tipping balls.
The tip!
Because they always *tip*.
Two cents
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two cents
Tip him for the pizza.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they never leave a tip.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Audi *tips hat*
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Paint it black.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
You only get paid in tips.
He tips well.
M'Hearty"
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The size of the tip.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!
What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!
Sign language.
because it provides cavity protection
Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
DruPal
A URLologist.
Because pulling out is work!!!
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
