Always tip your server.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They keep the tips.
A tip
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
They can never get further than the tip!
They start tipping balls.
The tip!
Because they always *tip*.
Two cents
Couple's Daily Question Mug
two cents
Tip him for the pizza.
when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because they never leave a tip.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Audi *tips hat*
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Paint it black.
Its on the tip of my tongue...
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
You only get paid in tips.
He tips well.
M'Hearty"
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
The size of the tip.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
Cancer.
One of it's legs is a little smaller.
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
By icicle.
He had to parrot.
A. "Putin on the Blitz"
One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
And Abori-genie.
By seducing it
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Oily!
