How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

How does the rabbi make his tea?

He-brews it

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.