Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.