South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*