South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.