South Africa Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Unit Jokes More Unit Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.