Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!