Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!