Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.
They can never get further than the tip!
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
Because they're a diamond dozen
Because he got a hole in one!
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
A Buddha-pest.
I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.
