Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.