What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."