What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.