What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*