Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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There is no cod

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.