What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Goalkeeper Jokes More Goalkeeper Jokes

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.