What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater