Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Lend Jokes More Lend Jokes

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.