Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.