Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.