Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!