What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.