How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil...

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!