Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!