Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Too many Cheetahs.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

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A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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Too many cheetahs

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.