Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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Too many cheetahs.

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.