What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.