Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..