Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.