Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.