Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.