Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Anyone he could dig up.

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They've only gotta invite one family

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.