Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...