Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini