Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer?

A dictator ship.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini