Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.