What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear