What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny