Hibearnation
Because they can't get high.
An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
They can't stop licking their paws.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
ilLITerate
A hibearnation.